What movies have not aged well?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do you get a girl to like you?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Moonraker
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No